www.9thcircle.co.uk

I haven't the froggiest

www.racingfrogs.org

A strangely addictive site, where you create and train your elite froggy swimmer. Buy him things, to keep him happy, sort out his diet so he's well fed, and even talk to him and show him his medals to motivate him to win the Gold! There are a variety of courses to choose from, and you can watch the races on Frog TV.

Just don't beat Bacon Sandwich - or I'll be cross.

talk is cheap

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
ooo ooo I've bought another plant!

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
«I almost faints with shock»

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
and it's going to live happily ever after with Dave the oak tree - it's Denis the Blue Spruce

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
*wonders why there isn't an emoticon of one holding ones head in ones hands*

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
is this the thought of me trying to cultivate a tree, or the fact that I have to name them all in order that they live?

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
you are indeed a very singular young lady

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
how on earth do you choose the names?!

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
although, having just sniggered at you, Jekka's got two standard bay trees with names

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
I don't remember how Dave got his - I think because everything around that time got called Dave - my English teacher, my office chair (which got named when the arm broke and I bandaged it together to stop the stuffing coming out and filled in a casualty report form because I stole the bandage out of a St John first aid kit....)

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
LMAO!

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
and Denis is because I was looking at Nordmann firs, and then got the spruce.. Merry Christmas Denis Norden.. bizarre connection

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I dressed up in a skydiving jumpsuit in my science lecture today and jumped out of a "plane" (step stool and a desk)

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
What were you demonstrating? Gravity?

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
yup, and air resistance. and how to act like a pillock on behalf of your group coz no other bugger would volunteer

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
ah, the defining quality of a teacher

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I was trying to explain to my english teacher today how I am a person who naturally gets talked over.. but she couldn't hear me because my colleagues all started talking!!

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
«I actually chokes on her cigarette»

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
you know what, I'd LOVE to be a fly on the wall of your life for a day