Monday, May 31, 2004

I want my waffle sundae - give me my carbs!


I have just been introduced to the fabulousNeurotically Yours cartoon, my personal favourite is the Fat-kins Diet

Excellently observed, young Foamy the squirrel...

Thursday, May 06, 2004

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........the article read:

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished.... and before coming to work this morning I have finished off :-

A bottle of Bacardi, 1/2 a bottle of red wine, a small box of chocolates, 3
shots of tequila, a can of cider, a large spliff and some cheese triangles.

You have no idea how fucking good I feel....

cheers to Hedgie for passing on that one!

9thCircle can help weight loss as part of a calorie controlled diet - we will personally come round and sew your mouth up.