Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Chlamydia test? But I haven't revised!
"Your blood pressure's higher than usual, and you've put on two kilos since I saw you the other month. Oh, and would you like a free chlamydia test?"
Nice. A really cheerful visit to see the nurse this afternoon, as you can tell...
I think she could tell I was a bit shell-shocked, she then tried to reassure me by saying that my blood pressure is normally freakishly low, and then, with regards to my weight, looked at me pitifully and said "Oh, well, erm, it could be your shoes".
Thanks.
Well, at least that's over with for another six months. Oh, and I have a pot to piss in, which is more than some people have...
Comments:
Just to close this particular chapter of my life, I got my test results a few days ago... by text message.
"All okay from the Chlamydia Office - Any questions call [number]. *Buy the right size condoms - PASANTE condoms."
FFS...
"All okay from the Chlamydia Office - Any questions call [number]. *Buy the right size condoms - PASANTE condoms."
FFS...
Is nothing sacred?!
"Well, we're about to go in all for wrestling, brought to you tonight,
ladies and gentlemen, by the makers of Scum,
the world's first ever combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing. And
the makers of Titan, the novelty nuclear
missile! You never know when it'll go off! Surprise your friends, amuse your
enemies, start the party with a bang!"
Do they give you an abortionists number with pregancy test results perhaps? ;)
"Well, we're about to go in all for wrestling, brought to you tonight,
ladies and gentlemen, by the makers of Scum,
the world's first ever combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing. And
the makers of Titan, the novelty nuclear
missile! You never know when it'll go off! Surprise your friends, amuse your
enemies, start the party with a bang!"
Do they give you an abortionists number with pregancy test results perhaps? ;)
You know, as this is something that hides, I ought to get myself tested.
Would just be nice to know, being single an' all.
Would just be nice to know, being single an' all.
Well done!
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