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Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
ooo ooo I've bought another plant!

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
«I almost faints with shock»

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
and it's going to live happily ever after with Dave the oak tree - it's Denis the Blue Spruce

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
*wonders why there isn't an emoticon of one holding ones head in ones hands*

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
is this the thought of me trying to cultivate a tree, or the fact that I have to name them all in order that they live?

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
you are indeed a very singular young lady

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
how on earth do you choose the names?!

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
although, having just sniggered at you, Jekka's got two standard bay trees with names

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
I don't remember how Dave got his - I think because everything around that time got called Dave - my English teacher, my office chair (which got named when the arm broke and I bandaged it together to stop the stuffing coming out and filled in a casualty report form because I stole the bandage out of a St John first aid kit....)

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
LMAO!

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
and Denis is because I was looking at Nordmann firs, and then got the spruce.. Merry Christmas Denis Norden.. bizarre connection

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
I dressed up in a skydiving jumpsuit in my science lecture today and jumped out of a "plane" (step stool and a desk)

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
What were you demonstrating? Gravity?

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
yup, and air resistance. and how to act like a pillock on behalf of your group coz no other bugger would volunteer

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
ah, the defining quality of a teacher

Arch - insert amusing caption here says:
I was trying to explain to my english teacher today how I am a person who naturally gets talked over.. but she couldn't hear me because my colleagues all started talking!!

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
«I actually chokes on her cigarette»

HedgeWytch-headache from hell says:
you know what, I'd LOVE to be a fly on the wall of your life for a day