This is a Public Service Announcement

Reasonable people of the world, I would like to warn you of the very real danger that is morons being allowed to use the internet and programs associated with it.

Observe the following conversation that took place on a p2p network earlier today:

[gallimaufry] hi friend
[Archduchess] how do
[gallimaufry] can ý speak to you
[Archduchess] well you're doing pretty good at it so far do continue if you wish though
[gallimaufry] can ý take file of benny benassi satisfaction to you
[Archduchess] you're asking if you can download something from me? course you can, that's what I share it for
[gallimaufry] ý want that file
[gallimaufry] please
[Archduchess] well if it there, you can have it, if it is not, then I don't have it
[gallimaufry] please ý want to have that file
[Archduchess] and I see from the transfers window that you have queued to get the file, so soon it will be yours my friend
[gallimaufry] heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lets give me that file
[gallimaufry] pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[Archduchess] heyyyyyyyy you're queued up for it, and when you are at the front of the queue it will be yours. capiche?
[gallimaufry] ý fuck your mouth bitch lets give me that file son of bitch
[Archduchess] how about you wash out your potty mouth and get off my screen moron?
[gallimaufry] your mother moron, eli buji hýýrým buke
[Archduchess] oh grow the fuck up
[gallimaufry] lan senin ananý tavana asar öle sikerim,do you know turkish
[Archduchess] no I don't, but you don't seem to know elementary manners, so lets call it evens hey? cunt.
[gallimaufry] look brother sugar boy .........
[gallimaufry] please ý want to have that file
[Archduchess] tough fucking shit. You have just acted like a complete arsehole towards me and you do not deserve it. Now fuck off and stop bothering me
[gallimaufry] yaa yarrak beyinli alt tarafý senden bi mp3 istedik sende bizden yarrak istiosun
[gallimaufry] sen bize götlük yaptýn yaþasýn 23 nisan

Clearly the lesson being taught worldwide nowadays is that if you can't get your own way by asking nicely.. being generally abusive usually does the trick.

Anyone who knows any turkish and can help me out with the insults; please leave a translation in a comment; it may come in useful in the future!