10000 Spoons has a website?

He does indeed, and it promises ...bootlegs...bastard pop...mash-ups...remixes...dj sets...larks' tongues...wrens' livers...chaffinch brains...otters' noses...badgers' spleens...wolf nipple chips, get 'em while they're hot, they're lovely...dromedary pretzels, only half a dinar...

How can you resist? So get yourself over there and sample some of his rich imperialist tit-bits, I guarantee you'll find something tastier than an ocelot spleen before you can say "Romanes Eunt Domus", just don't ask him if he has a knife..

www.10000spoons.tk

10000 Spoons was of course responsible for the brilliant Four Hoarse Men track from the London Booted project (and was recently mentioned in the Observer for it no less!) as well as my personal fave The Poisoned River which spread Groove Armada over the top of the Prodigy, with a touch of grated Run DMC and Aerosmith on top. Have a listen to his latest track Lemon Kelly in which he has made the notable achievement of making R Kelly listenable!

So off you go, go and have a look.. hang on, wait, wait.. you haven't given us time to hide!